thirdlifecrisis

Due to a pending court case I cannot go into a lengthy introduction.  No, I’m not typing that to be edgy or cool or to seem like a bad-boy, I’m saying that because it’s the truth.  In lieu of an introduction instead I will foreshadow potential topics that may be discussed in the future.

1. Marriage: A non-binding resolution
2. Webster’s a dick; Marriage:Divorce::Fiance:????
3. Old school pet owner mentality
4. Question: Why aren’t you angry? Answer: Fuck you!
5. Can you catch a cunt?
6. My laundry is like Obama.

There you have it, hopefully an intro that won’t be discussed in open court