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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 16</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2010/01/20/poorly-planned-show-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />This one covers Steve&#8217;s hangover and bottom-hitting, a test run for future&#8211;possibly worthwhile&#8211;interviews, body hair, acting healthy for 2010, and making fun of our first Facebook fan.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>2010 Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2010/01/06/2010-resolutions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masturbatory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every shitty blog does this, why should we be any different?
Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m hoping to accomplish in 2010, personally and site-wise
Personal:

Write more. Not that you could tell from how little the site gets updated, but writing is kinda what I want to do when I grow up. I&#8217;ve signed up for a local weekly workshop [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />Every shitty blog does this, why should we be any different?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m hoping to accomplish in 2010, personally and site-wise</p>
<p>Personal:</p>
<ul>
<li>Write more. Not that you could tell from how little the site gets updated, but writing is kinda what I want to do when I grow up. I&#8217;ve signed up for a local weekly workshop thing which should force me along, and may provided fodder for the show and site. By the end of 2010, I&#8217;d like to have made progress on my zombie novel, and done at least of draft of the romantic comedy idea Scott and I talked about several shows back, <em>Cockpics in November</em>.</li>
<li>Be less fat. It finally registered as a problem when I noticed how quickly I was going through soap. BMI-wise, I&#8217;d like to just be overweight by the end of the year. I&#8217;m eating a brownie in a bookstore coffee shop as I write this, though, so I&#8217;m expecting limited success on this one.</li>
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<p>Site/Show:</p>
<ul>
<li>Write more. I&#8217;d like there to be more actual content updates than just new show updates on the site this year. The ratio thus far has been way out of whack.</li>
<li>Branch out. We have a couple of ideas for videos floating around, and there&#8217;s no reason we can&#8217;t fail at that medium, too. We&#8217;ve also set up a Skype number so if we ever get listeners, we can get them involved. You can find us on Skype as poorlyplanned, or call at 708-390-3007.</li>
<li>Gain a following. Any given show gets listened to in part by around a dozen people. We know of a single regular listener. I&#8217;d like to see 100 regular listeners by the end of the year. We&#8217;ll measure this by <a href="http://bit.ly/7Tfxrv">Facebook fans</a>, and Scott Dixler doesn&#8217;t count.</li>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 15</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/12/30/poorly-planned-show-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We talk about the past year of Poorly Planned and missed opportunities, plans for next year, and about the note to himself that Scott found in a box of old memories. Also quite a bit about pornography.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />We talk about the past year of Poorly Planned and missed opportunities, plans for next year, and about the note to himself that Scott found in a box of old memories. Also quite a bit about pornography.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 14</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/12/14/poorly-planned-show-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poorly Planned]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Better energy, crappier content. We talk about Scott&#8217;s trip to Appalachia, enjoying the failures of others, beating a dead Tiger, and much better segues.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />Better energy, crappier content. We talk about Scott&#8217;s trip to Appalachia, enjoying the failures of others, beating a dead Tiger, and much better segues.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 13</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/11/30/poorly-planned-show-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The eight week hiatus didn&#8217;t help&#8211;this one&#8217;s pretty meh. We talk about Scott&#8217;s upcoming religious conversion, non-vegetative Belgians, and have a lackluster discussion about sketch TV shows.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />The eight week hiatus didn&#8217;t help&#8211;this one&#8217;s pretty meh. We talk about Scott&#8217;s upcoming religious conversion, non-vegetative Belgians, and have a lackluster discussion about sketch TV shows.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 12</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/11/24/poorly-planned-show-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poorly Planned]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This one includes a debate over the purpose of a prep sheet, the differences between sports, games, and races&#8211;it takes about five minutes for this to get dirty&#8211;follow-up on the last show, stage names, and more personal plans.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />This one includes a debate over the purpose of a prep sheet, the differences between sports, games, and races&#8211;it takes about five minutes for this to get dirty&#8211;follow-up on the last show, stage names, and more personal plans.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>Organizational Behavior</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/11/24/187/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Filler]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Having just finished an Organizational Behavior class, I wanted to make a small contribution to the field before drinking the subject away forever.
The many assholes theory: 
In any organization, the number of possible assholes is n-1, where n is the total number of employees, and 1 is you.
The next-largest-asshole theory:
There will always be one co-worker [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />Having just finished an Organizational Behavior class, I wanted to make a small contribution to the field before drinking the subject away forever.</p>
<p><strong>The many assholes theory: </strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">In any organization, the number of possible assholes is n-1, where n is the total number of employees, and 1 is you.</p>
<p><strong>The next-largest-asshole theory:</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">There will always be one co-worker that annoys you more than all others. Should he quit, get fired, or die painfully, though, there will always be another to quickly take his place.</p>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 11</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/11/20/poorly-planned-show-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poorly Planned]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nice two-month lag time on this one. This is why we need to avoid talking about current events.
This time we cover Steve&#8217;s uninteresting trip to California, social anxiety and denial, parody movies, unexpected nudity in film, Steve and Scott&#8217;s secret aspirations, pissing on other people&#8217;s art, and oh-so-timely There Will Be Blood references.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />Nice two-month lag time on this one. This is why we need to avoid talking about current events.</p>
<p>This time we cover Steve&#8217;s uninteresting trip to California, social anxiety and denial, parody movies, unexpected nudity in film, Steve and Scott&#8217;s secret aspirations, pissing on other people&#8217;s art, and oh-so-timely There Will Be Blood references.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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		<title>Holy Shit, an Update</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/11/20/holy-shit-an-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thirdlifecrisis.com/?p=172</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s been awhile. Sometime in late August I started realizing I was going to have to work considerably harder to finish up school by the end of the year, and that&#8217;s prevented me from even half-assing on this. Shows 11 and 12 are in the can and will be posted in in the next [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />So it&#8217;s been awhile. Sometime in late August I started realizing I was going to have to work considerably harder to finish up school by the end of the year, and that&#8217;s prevented me from even half-assing on this. Shows 11 and 12 are in the can and will be posted in in the next few days. I don&#8217;t want to spoil it, but we talk about going somewhere and filming something in 11, and that hasn&#8217;t happened yet do to scheduling issues and being pussies. We&#8217;re hoping to have that up <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">by December </span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">15th</span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> 22nd</span> eventually.</p>
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		<title>Poorly Planned &#8211; Show 10</title>
		<link>http://thirdlifecrisis.com/2009/09/11/poorly-planned-show-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poorly Planned]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Slow start, but not terrible. Topics include higher education, suits, our high school reunion, ambition and limitations, c-blocking etiquette, being out of shape, worlds colliding, and coy references to marital aids.
iTunes Link
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p id="top" />Slow start, but not terrible. Topics include higher education, suits, our high school reunion, ambition and limitations, c-blocking etiquette, being out of shape, worlds colliding, and coy references to marital aids.</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=308871328">iTunes Link</a></p>
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